Goat (I Kid You Not)
I kid you not... These socks are the GOAT!
Words on Feet:
- I Kid You Not
- 58% combed cotton, 22% nylon, 16% polyester, 4% spandex
- Machine wash warm. Do not iron. Lay flat to dry.
- Seamless Toe
- USA Women's 6-12
- Crew Length
Only The Best
What you wear on your feet says something about you. Our mission is to help every woman, man, and child find their voice with their feet! Whether you’re looking for cute, funny, cool or anything in between — you’ll find it here.
Our socks are woven with the softest combed cotton, offering the ultimate in comfort and breathability.
Extra padding in the toe and heel add a cushion to every step.
Designs as unique, bright, and dynamic as our wearers!
Threads are hand-dyed before weaving, ensuring our bright signature colors.
Our socks are designed to fit most of the human race: USA Women's Shoe sizes 6-12, and USA Men's up to size 11 comfortably.
What We Stand For
Happiness comes in soft, comfortable packages. If we can make you smile every time you look at your feet, we've done our job! Woven Pear wants to be with you for every step of your journey, adding just a hint of quirk, joy, and comfort along the way!